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		<title>uncontrollable spasms and other highlights of my month</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things are looking up! Finally all moved in to my new loft apartment. That was quite a task, believe me. Thanks to a kindly technology-impaired neighbor, I have free wireless internet. (hurray for less bills!) While the apartment is smaller &#8230; <a href="http://pretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/uncontrollable-spasms-and-other-highlights-of-my-month/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pretentiousbastard.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8612214&amp;post=11&amp;subd=pretentiousbastard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things are looking up! Finally all moved in to my new loft apartment. That was quite a task, believe me. Thanks to a kindly technology-impaired neighbor, I have free wireless internet. (hurray for less bills!) While the apartment is smaller than my last one, the kitchen is INCREDIBLE and ridiculously big. I&#8217;m going to have fun cooking here, I can&#8217;t wait.</p>
<p>The job&#8217;s going pretty well too. only three months in and I got a small promotion. I now work night audit two nights a week, which means I get manager powers for 8 hours a night and am responsible for the hotel&#8217;s financial paperwork. No title change, but hey, I got a raise and my name on the manager on duty wall. Suck it!</p>
<p>Who else is amazed at how batshit crazy the republicans have gone over the last few months? I mean, I expected them to brood and pout during this administration, I never thought we&#8217;d have to deal with the &#8220;normal&#8221; neo-cons suddenly turning into wild-eyed conspiracy theorists threatening armed coups.  had lots of fun at first poking at them and tearing their conspiracies to shreds on political forums, but lately it&#8217;s become more disturbing and scary then amusing.  These people are NUTS.</p>
<p>AWKWARD SUBJECT CHANGE.</p>
<p>So yeah, music. 2009 has been a great year for musicphiles.  I&#8217;m really digging the explosion of the hazy beach-music scene. I always dug that sound to begin with, shit, Panda Bear&#8217;s &#8220;Person Pitch&#8221; was my album of the year when it was released, but I never expected it to catch on to this extent. Kids are finally getting it again. It&#8217;s another musical renaissance out there, and I&#8217;m grateful to be living through it.  (Also, coolest invented genre of the year? Glo-fi. how fucking cool is that?)</p>
<p>Oh yeah! Concert! I broke my self-imposed exile from the live music scene once I was able to again. Saw Coldplay with Elbow at Walnut Creek. Pretty awesome show. I&#8217;ve never been the &#8220;goes to see bands people have actually heard of&#8221; guy but I had a great time.  Coldplay really knows how to show their fans a good time. Seeing Chris Martin cover &#8220;Billie Jean&#8221; 20 feet away from me is definitely a highlight of the year. And they recorded an entire album just for fans to give away for free at shows! How cool is that? Coldplay, you guys rock.  I&#8217;ll have to go to 50 Psych-jazz-improv-pretentious-beardo-noise shows to gain my music snob dignity back, but totally worth it!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sitting at Via Cappaccino&#8217;s in rocky mount right now, enjoying the &#8220;not roanoke rapids&#8221;  atmosphere and catching up on the months of blogs and music I&#8217;ve missed out on(that&#8217;s decades in internet time). And oh yeah! About that leg spasm thing. A few minutes ago I stood up to get a refill and as I took a step my leg decided to go all epileptic on me.  I looked like an idiot, and you should have seen the people&#8217;s faces! haha It was worth it for that. The owner looked as if he was trying to decide whether to stick a spoon in my mouth or call the police.</p>
<p>No awesome updates here really.  I&#8217;m just finally back to a happy state of mind. I am surrounded by incredible, real people for the first time in a while, and I&#8217;m constantly reminded of how much time I&#8217;ve wasted not spending time with all the people I really care about. Life&#8217;s too short to waste time on shitty people, let me tell you.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been quite some time since I&#8217;ve attempted to write out any of my random musings on one of these things, so please excuse me for a bit while I get the hang of this again. Where to begin? Life &#8230; <a href="http://pretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2009/07/17/hello-world/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pretentiousbastard.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8612214&amp;post=1&amp;subd=pretentiousbastard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been quite some time since I&#8217;ve attempted to write out any of my random musings on one of these things, so please excuse me for a bit while I get the hang of this again.</p>
<p>Where to begin?</p>
<p>Life has been a rollercoaster for the past few years. I&#8217;ve grown more than I ever thought I was capable of. I&#8217;ve moved several times, had great jobs, been laid off, spent almost a year unemployed. If you are one of my friends then you know most of this already, for everyone else the readers digest condensed version will have to suffice.</p>
<p>In 2007, I managed to land a position as the Lighting Director at the (then) Randy Parton theater. It was an exciting point in my life. I had a decent salary for my age, I had an incredible loft apartment that was 100% mine for the first time in my life. I was independent, I had a plan, I didn&#8217;t worry about a thing.  In June of 2008, the theater was closed for an &#8220;indefinite&#8221; period of time and all employees were laid off. Over the next 6 months of fruitless job searching, I became buried under an ever increasing mountain of debt. Adding to the stress of that situation, I lost track of 99% of my friends due to their moving away, making babies, or getting married(not necessarily in that particular order), basically becoming a hermit.</p>
<p>After starting back at my old job as tech at the college theater part time, I finally realized my dream of starting a record label in January of this year. Dubbed Neon Aztec Records, it&#8217;s been the one thing keeping me sane over these past few months, and I have big plans for it in the future.  Last week I finally began a new job as desk clerk at the Hilton Garden Inn. It&#8217;s a humbling experience returning to the teeming masses of public service, but I barely notice. I&#8217;m just relieved to have a full-time source of income once again. I&#8217;m also back in school, and I&#8217;m taking 18 hours this semester.  So there you have it, that pretty much catches us up on the life of Andrew. I&#8217;ll get back to posting nonsensical 4am ponderings on the meaning of life and music/literature reviews like I used to soon, I promise!</p>
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